Panzer of the Lake was on the Ostfront, or what it now calls the wrong side of the Great Patriotic War, and after being reversed into a lake during Operation Bagration and seeing the glorious Soviet advance, became a sentient, Marxist, people's defense turret. Comrade Panzerkampfwagen has been cured of his fascist tendencies. After witnessing the power of the united proletariat in the form of a BR-350 AT shot out of the barrel of a T-34 he dropped his false consciousness and developed Marxism-Leninism-Panzerism while meditating in a soviet lake. Everything from keeping local kids safe on the route to school to wishing for the day it could finally pierce a capitalist or fascist hull, the Panzer of the Lake has become a internationally renowned symbol of becoming class conscious.
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Panzer of the Lake was on the Ostfront, or what it now calls the wrong side of the Great Patriotic War, and after being reversed into a lake during Operation Bagration and seeing the glorious Soviet advance, became a sentient, Marxist, people's defense turret. Comrade Panzerkampfwagen has been cured of his fascist tendencies. After witnessing the power of the united proletariat in the form of a BR-350 AT shot out of the barrel of a T-34 he dropped his false consciousness and developed Marxism-Leninism-Panzerism while meditating in a soviet lake. Everything from keeping local kids safe on the route to school to wishing for the day it could finally pierce a capitalist or fascist hull, the Panzer of the Lake has become a internationally renowned symbol of becoming class conscious.
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