Professor Zabastovschikov was said to be a handsome man. However, Professor Baklazhanov, who envied him, has taken an X-Ray of him and now shows it to the ladies
"The works of Newton: ~330 years old
Pythagoras's theorem: ~2500 years old
Mendeleev's periodic table ~150 years old
So it looks like they also got outdated and no longer work?"
"I work 13 hours a day and often sleep here, in the office. I have a rented 20m² apartment, but I have to pay half my wage for it. I'm so tired of this life already."